Saturday, October 14, 2006

Deaths at Disney

Now, there have been at least three (3) deaths at Disney World in the last year. Two died after riding Mission: SPACE, and one died after riding Rock n' Roller Coaster. Now, look at me here. People have said that those rides aren't safe. Completely untrue. The problem isn't the ride, it is the riders. Everyone who has died has some problem. At any given time, there are at least five (5) different warnings on Mission: SPACE telling you NOT to go on the ride if there is anything (anything) wrong with you. See, it's all just a matter of, Disney is so popular, there are bound to be deaths. Now, for the crackpot ideas: None of the victims are from the US. Wrong to think (actually, the RnR coaster was from Kentucky, but his father just came back from Iraq), but completely true. Second, I was there after one of the Mission: SPACE deaths, it was awesome. Why? No lines. Again, wrong to think about, but completely correct. Now, for my last idea; the DDL. Disney Death Lotto. You play it like roulette, betting on date, or ride, or both. $1 a ticket.