Underwhelming

I'm so whelmed. Actually, underwhelmed. If you watch the Disney Christmas Parade here on the east coast, there is a Lion King-like performance going on. Its crummy. Regis sounds like he has a horrible cold (he always does) and Kelly looks like a zombie on drugs, with only half the emotion. Plus, in Orlando, the parade isn't even televised, because there was a riot at town hall after it was canceled. But magically, 30 seconds later, it cleared up and the parade went on, with none of the people that were there! How wonderful! But it was pouring out there, and we were really cold. But still. To add insult to injury, Ryan Seacrest was at the parade. He is a reincarnation of evil itself! Sorry, Satan, that was an insult, he IS evil. Oh, by the way, I got Mario Kart DS and an iHome. I also got an easy button. You know, from Staples. You press it, and it says "That was easy." I've been pressing it all day. Its fun.